Collegiate Talk

just got this in dlsu's multiply site. hehehe.


*note: walang mao-offend!

reposted lang ang mga ito...

How do you know students by smell?
DLSU: Polo
ADMU: Hugo Boss
San Beda: Banana Republic
UP: Penshoppe
UST: Hype
UE: Bench
Adamson: Axe
PUP: Downy
AMA: Lysol

Favorite looney tune character of colleges:
DLSU: taz
ADMU: bugs bunny
UP: sylvester
UST: tweety
FEU: porky pig
AMA: Marvin... and Jolina

Iba't-ibang reaksyon ng mga
estudyante ng makakita prostitute:
UP: bayaran!
DLSU: flirt!
ADMU: loose!
UST: yuki!
San Beda: how much?
AMA: hi classmate
FEU: hi suki!

School's reaction when flooded:
La Salle : Oh my God its baha!
Ateneo: #### its flooded again!
UST: Tangina, baha na naman!
UP: **** pare baha!
AMA: Tara ligo tayo!

Reaction upon the loss of a wallet:
DLSU: Lost my credit cards!
ATENEO: Lost 10 grand!
UST: Lost my Cartier wallet!
UP: Lost my driver's license, too!
AMA: Ay! Nasama yung picture ni Jolina!

Favorite chicken ng mga universities:
DLSU: Kenny Rogers
ADMU: Mary's
UST: KFC
UP: Andok's
AMA: Maggi chicken cubes!

Bracelet ng mga estudyante:
La Salle : Philip Cartier
Benilde: Tennis bracelet
CRC: Tiffany
UST: Silver works
UE: friendship bracelet
AMA: rubber band
FEU: tattoo

MAHIRAP LAHAT
Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki

MGA GUSTONG PAG-UUSAPAN
DLSU: showbiz
ADMU: books
UST: God
ST. SCHO: boys
SAN BEDA: boys
LETRAN: pamporma
AMA: pucha! kami nanaman? kelan niyo ba kami titigilan? STI naman.

WHEN CELL CONNECTION IS CUT OFF
ATENEO: Hello? hello? F*CK GLOBE
DLSU: Hello? Siyett!!
UST: Hello? Tangna, putol na naman
FEU: Hello? hello? putragis na cell 'to
AMA: Hello? hello?...... ....(pabulong) Jolina?

FAVORITE PICK UP LINES
ATENEO: Hi! wanna ride in my new car?
UP Let's study together after school.
UST: Libre kita ng dinner.
DLSU: Let's have a date this weekend.
AMA: Date naman tayo, hindi ako taga AMA

FAVORITE MOVIE HOUSE
DLSU: Louie's
ATENEO: Glorietta
UP: MegaMall
UST: San Lazaro
FEU: Recto
AMA: Abenson (sa labas ng TV display, libre nood ng VCD)

FAVORITE CAR
ATENEO: Jaguar
DLSU: BMW
UP: Mercedez Benz
UST: Expedition
SAN BEDA: Volvo
AMA: 4x4 Tamiya

FAVORITE ELECTRONIC APPLIANCE
DLSU: Home Theater DVD
ATENEO: VCD portable player
UP: Computer Laptop
UST: Tamiya orig.
AMA: Tamiya fake

FAVORITE BATH SOAP
ATENEO: Irish Spring
DLSU: Dove
UP: Safeguard
UST: Greencross
AMA: Downy

FAVORITE CANTEEN FOOD
ATENEO: Steak w/ mashed potato
DSLU: BBQ chicken w/ java rice
UP: Burgers and fries
UST: Pork Chop with rice
AMA: Sosy kami! 555 sardines, very saucy.

PAG UMORDER NG BEER
DLSU: Blue Ice please.
ATENEO: Miller please.
UST: Red Horse please.
UP: Cerveza Negra po.
AMA: Tangna, Sandali lang... sabay-sabay order nyo.

WHILE WATCHING GIRLIE SHOWS
ATENEO: I like that girl!
DLSU: SEXY!!!
UP: Galing Sumayaw.
UST: Makalaglag brief.
AMA1: Uy si classmate!
AMA2: Uwi na tayo, yung mama san, nanay ko!
AMA3: Mamaya na, malapit na show ng ate ko.

DURING BROWN OUT
DLSU: F*ck MERALCO
ATENEO: Geeze, it's dark.
UP: Hindi ako maka kopya sa katabi ko.
UST: Takot ako sa dilim!
AMA Jolina? kaw ba yan?

FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK
ATENEO: Harry Potter 1
DLSU: Harry Potter 2
CRC: Harry Potter 3
UP: Harry Potter 4
UST: Harry Potter 5
AMA: Connect The Dots 1-10

FAVORITE BUFFET RESTAURANT
DLSU: Saisaki
ATENEO: Dad's
UST: Kamayan
UP: Cabalen
AMA: uhmmm... kung anung favorite ni jolina, yun na din ang

sa min.

FAVORITE HAMBURGER
ATENEO: Mcdonald's
DLSU: Carl's burger
UST: Burger king
UP: Wendy's
FEU: Burger Machine
ADAMSON: Scott's burger (buy1, take1)
AMA: Scott's burger (yung take 1)

FAVORITE SHAMPOO
Favorite Everyday Shampoo:
DLSU: Finesse
Ateneo: St. Ives
St. Scho: Revlon
UST: Rejoice
FEU: Shellgard
AMA: Toilet Duck.

PAG NAHULI NG PULIS FOR CAR VIOLATION
ATENEO: Sorry sir, here's five hundred pesos for the boys.
DLSU: Pasensya na sir, etong two hundred.
UP: Bossing, pagusapan na lang natin sa one hundred.
UST: 50 pesos lang dala ko, pwede na ba 'to?
AMA: Buti nga sa inyo nahuli kayo! hehehe.. Thank You ser! gusto? Stork o Maxx?

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS
DLSU: Oh my gosh.
ATENEO: what the hell...
UST: Chetowin!
AMA: Walang Tulugan! (formerly Chuvachuchu)

VARSITY TEAMS
ATENEO Blue Eagles
LA SALLE Green Archers
UP Maroons
FEU Tamaraws
UST Tigers
AMA Centers (formerly AMA Jolinians)