Okay I just found this at Candy Mag.
Its really funny! Promise.. 
Originally Posted by THE ONLOOKER (PEX)
Pinoy Big Brother UAAP Season 70 Edition
14 Housemates and their Monickers
At
1. Bryan Ilad - Boksidor ng Maynila
2. Mark Fampulme - Sumbungero ng Recto
3. Marcy Arellano - Kilabot ng Kolehiyala
4. Kirk Long - Kaputian ng Katipunan
5. Patrick Cabahug - People's Champ ng San Marcelino
6. Jens Knuttel - Tamaraw Kung Mambulahaw
7. Joseph Lingao Lingao - Panakot Sa Halimaw
8. Soc Rivera - Baby Damulag ng QC
9. Chris Tiu - Gamol na Pang-Eskinol
10. Sharon Yu - Chinitang Mainit
11. Tracy Abad - Prinsesa ng Kagandahan
12. Andi Manzano - Diwata ng Kalalakihan
13. Franz Pumaren - Reklamador na Bigotilyo
14. Joe Lipa - Lolo Kamot Ulo
Ateneo’s Guaping 5 (The Houseguests)
Jobe "King Kong" Nkemakolan
Eric "Kokey" Salamat
Eman "Paniqui" Monfort
Ryan "I aced the ACET" Buenafe
Nonoy "Baculao" Baclao
More Suggestions for housemates:
Rico Maierhofer- Ang Dance Instructor ng Bahay
Simon Atkins- Ang Tagalog Tutor ni Kirk
Jai Reyes-ang cutie pie na kukumpleto sa three musketeers (kirk,chris........ JAI!)
JC Intal,Doug Kramer and Macky Escalona...... ang boyband sa Bahay Ni Kuya!
TY Tang- Ang mag-uunleash ng other side ni Chris Tiu!
hahaha. 
courtesy of PEx:
The Personal Tasks:
1. cardona, mac mac (dlsu)- taga gatong ng mga nag-aaway sa loob ng bahay
2. yeo, joseph (dlsu)- para magheart to heart talk cla ni enrico.
3. villanueva, enrico (admu)- shrink ni yeo. (pati suntok tinatanggap)
3. ilad, bryan (dlsu)- task niya ituro ng tagu-taguan kay fampulme.
4. fampulme (ue)- sya ang ultimate schemer ng bahay. i-provoke lahat ng mga guy housemates na magrumble dahil sa kaangasan nyang wala sa lugar.
tignan lang naten kung di matinag ang friendship nilang dalawa:
5. tiu, chris (admu)- para ma-unleash ang other side
6. tang, ty (dlsu)- para magunleash ng other side ni chris tiu.
face off...
7. atkins, simon (dlsu)- ang task lang niya ay magenglish habang nasa loob ng bahay lalo na pagkausap c kirk long.
8. long, kirk (admu)- ang task lang niya ay magtagalog at sagutin lahat ng sasabihin ni atkins hanggang maevict cya.
and let us hear them whine about life...
9. de asis, migs- dito na nya ilalabas ang kanang hidden talaent
10. custodio, bonbon- abangan ang pagkanta niya ng "saan, saan ako nagkamali..."
para ubod ng sarap manood ng pbb...
9. lia
10. andi
11. gretchen
12 sharon
13.rachel anne daquis!
just got this in dlsu's multiply site. hehehe.
*note: walang mao-offend!
reposted lang ang mga ito...
How do you know students by smell?
DLSU: Polo
ADMU: Hugo Boss
San Beda: Banana Republic
UP: Penshoppe
UST: Hype
UE: Bench
Adamson: Axe
PUP: Downy
AMA: Lysol
Favorite looney tune character of colleges:
DLSU: taz
ADMU: bugs bunny
UP: sylvester
UST: tweety
FEU: porky pig
AMA: Marvin... and Jolina
Iba't-ibang reaksyon ng mga
estudyante ng makakita prostitute:
UP: bayaran!
DLSU: flirt!
ADMU: loose!
UST: yuki!
San Beda: how much?
AMA: hi classmate
FEU: hi suki!
School's reaction when flooded:
La Salle : Oh my God its baha!
Ateneo: #### its flooded again!
UST: Tangina, baha na naman!
UP: **** pare baha!
AMA: Tara ligo tayo!
Reaction upon the loss of a wallet:
DLSU: Lost my credit cards!
ATENEO: Lost 10 grand!
UST: Lost my Cartier wallet!
UP: Lost my driver's license, too!
AMA: Ay! Nasama yung picture ni Jolina!
Favorite chicken ng mga universities:
DLSU: Kenny Rogers
ADMU: Mary's
UST: KFC
UP: Andok's
AMA: Maggi chicken cubes!
Bracelet ng mga estudyante:
La Salle : Philip Cartier
Benilde: Tennis bracelet
CRC: Tiffany
UST: Silver works
UE: friendship bracelet
AMA: rubber band
FEU: tattoo
MAHIRAP LAHAT
Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki
MGA GUSTONG PAG-UUSAPAN
DLSU: showbiz
ADMU: books
UST: God
ST. SCHO: boys
SAN BEDA: boys
LETRAN: pamporma
AMA: pucha! kami nanaman? kelan niyo ba kami titigilan? STI naman.
WHEN CELL CONNECTION IS CUT OFF
ATENEO: Hello? hello? F*CK GLOBE
DLSU: Hello? Siyett!!
UST: Hello? Tangna, putol na naman
FEU: Hello? hello? putragis na cell 'to
AMA: Hello? hello?...... ....(pabulong) Jolina?
FAVORITE PICK UP LINES
ATENEO: Hi! wanna ride in my new car?
UP Let's study together after school.
UST: Libre kita ng dinner.
DLSU: Let's have a date this weekend.
AMA: Date naman tayo, hindi ako taga AMA
FAVORITE MOVIE HOUSE
DLSU: Louie's
ATENEO: Glorietta
UP: MegaMall
UST: San Lazaro
FEU: Recto
AMA: Abenson (sa labas ng TV display, libre nood ng VCD)
FAVORITE CAR
ATENEO: Jaguar
DLSU: BMW
UP: Mercedez Benz
UST: Expedition
SAN BEDA: Volvo
AMA: 4x4 Tamiya
FAVORITE ELECTRONIC APPLIANCE
DLSU: Home Theater DVD
ATENEO: VCD portable player
UP: Computer Laptop
UST: Tamiya orig.
AMA: Tamiya fake
FAVORITE BATH SOAP
ATENEO: Irish Spring
DLSU: Dove
UP: Safeguard
UST: Greencross
AMA: Downy
FAVORITE CANTEEN FOOD
ATENEO: Steak w/ mashed potato
DSLU: BBQ chicken w/ java rice
UP: Burgers and fries
UST: Pork Chop with rice
AMA: Sosy kami! 555 sardines, very saucy.
PAG UMORDER NG BEER
DLSU: Blue Ice please.
ATENEO: Miller please.
UST: Red Horse please.
UP: Cerveza Negra po.
AMA: Tangna, Sandali lang... sabay-sabay order nyo.
WHILE WATCHING GIRLIE SHOWS
ATENEO: I like that girl!
DLSU: SEXY!!!
UP: Galing Sumayaw.
UST: Makalaglag brief.
AMA1: Uy si classmate!
AMA2: Uwi na tayo, yung mama san, nanay ko!
AMA3: Mamaya na, malapit na show ng ate ko.
DURING BROWN OUT
DLSU: F*ck MERALCO
ATENEO: Geeze, it's dark.
UP: Hindi ako maka kopya sa katabi ko.
UST: Takot ako sa dilim!
AMA Jolina? kaw ba yan?
FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK
ATENEO: Harry Potter 1
DLSU: Harry Potter 2
CRC: Harry Potter 3
UP: Harry Potter 4
UST: Harry Potter 5
AMA: Connect The Dots 1-10
FAVORITE BUFFET RESTAURANT
DLSU: Saisaki
ATENEO: Dad's
UST: Kamayan
UP: Cabalen
AMA: uhmmm... kung anung favorite ni jolina, yun na din ang
sa min.
FAVORITE HAMBURGER
ATENEO: Mcdonald's
DLSU: Carl's burger
UST: Burger king
UP: Wendy's
FEU: Burger Machine
ADAMSON: Scott's burger (buy1, take1)
AMA: Scott's burger (yung take 1)
FAVORITE SHAMPOO
Favorite Everyday Shampoo:
DLSU: Finesse
Ateneo: St. Ives
St. Scho: Revlon
UST: Rejoice
FEU: Shellgard
AMA: Toilet Duck.
PAG NAHULI NG PULIS FOR CAR VIOLATION
ATENEO: Sorry sir, here's five hundred pesos for the boys.
DLSU: Pasensya na sir, etong two hundred.
UP: Bossing, pagusapan na lang natin sa one hundred.
UST: 50 pesos lang dala ko, pwede na ba 'to?
AMA: Buti nga sa inyo nahuli kayo! hehehe.. Thank You ser! gusto? Stork o Maxx?
FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS
DLSU: Oh my gosh.
ATENEO: what the hell...
UST: Chetowin!
AMA: Walang Tulugan! (formerly Chuvachuchu)
VARSITY TEAMS
ATENEO Blue Eagles
LA SALLE Green Archers
UP Maroons
FEU Tamaraws
UST Tigers
AMA Centers (formerly AMA Jolinians)
